Login? We don't need no stinking login!!!

user: I'm getting error 75...path/file access error
me: Do you have network admin access?
user: Yes.
me: In that case, exit all programs, log off of Windows and then log back in with network admin rights.
user: Well, I just logged into Shelby as supervisor and that didnt make a difference.
me: Yes, but we need to log into Windows with network admin rights.
user: I just did
me: You clicked on Start > Log Off, waited for any programs to end, logged back in as Admin, got to the desktop, logged back into Shelby and tried the same operation in those 5 seconds?
user: Yes. Shelby supervisor could not do it either.
me: ...not the Shelby admin...the WINDOWS NETWORK ADMIN...
user: Yes. I have Shelby supervisor access.
me: (will they be able to hear me slit my wrist over the phone...?)